Your bio field is completely blank, but 'HIT ME HARD AND SOFT: THE TOUR (LIVE IN 3D)' shows up caption after caption after caption — the movie title is doing the bio's job.

'don't talk to me' and 'things in my phone' as full captions is a masterclass in giving the algorithm nothing to work with.

You wrote '🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳' — five party emojis in a row — because four apparently wasn't going to convey the excitement.

Your punctuation is its own dialect: ':')' , ':P' , '<333' — read three captions back to back and it starts looking like a cipher.

Even the earnest Earth Day @natgeo post ends up wedged between two tour-ticket plugs — the promo cycle doesn't pause for the planet.