Roast My Instagram
Drop any public handle and our AI roasts them — savage, funny, and surprisingly accurate. Yours, a friend’s, or whoever you’re curious about. Free, no login.
IGDetective’s free AI Instagram roast reads a public account’s captions, follows, music, and posting habits and roasts them in seconds — with the receipts to back every burn. Works on any public profile.
What the AI actually roasts
Not your looks — your online presentation. It reads real public activity, so the burns are specific, not generic.
The captions
Every “living my best life,” every one-word flex, every hashtag pile-up gets read back to you.
The follow list
Who they follow says more than they think — and the AI notices the chaotic mix.
The posting habits
0.2 posts a month but 70 stories? Ghosting the grid for a year? Noted, and roasted.
The music taste
The artists on repeat in their reels are fair game too.
A taste of the heat
Examples of the register — your real roast is generated from the actual account.
Want the serious version instead?
The roast is the funny cut. The same engine also does a straight personality read — 1 of 16 archetypes, Big Five, and how to vibe with them.
Roast my Instagram — questions
Can I roast a friend’s Instagram?
Yes — enter any public Instagram username. The roast runs on publicly available data, so nothing is posted, liked, or sent. It works on your account, a friend’s, or anyone with a public profile.
Will they know I roasted them?
No. The AI reads public data through our own infrastructure — the account owner gets no notification, no view, and no record that you ran a roast.
Is the roast actually mean?
It’s savage but fair — a witty friend clowning the account, not a bully. It roasts the online presentation (captions, follows, posting habits), never someone’s looks, body, or protected traits.
Does it work on private accounts?
No. Like any legitimate tool it only works on public Instagram profiles — the same data anyone can see by browsing the account.
Get the full roast
The preview is free. Sign up to unlock the full roast plus the real personality report — hot takes with receipts, Big Five, and how to deal with them.
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