Left a comment reading "Welcome to the IM8 team ❤️" — full HR-department energy for a supplement brand's launch post.

#BofAPartner shows up across multiple captions — the sponsorship hashtag is doing more talking than the sentence around it.

Captions swing from globe-trotting "@fifaworldcup" ambassador tone to a single self-deprecating one-liner, sometimes within the same week — spokesperson one post, class clown the next.

Fifteen captions landed in about 25 days — his busiest recent stretch reads like a World Cup press tour with heart emojis sprinkled throughout.

The tracked follow list mixes A-listers (Adrien Brody, Matt Damon, Trevor Noah) with straight corporate handles (Bank of America, Verizon) in the same twenty names — half red carpet, half boardroom.