Nearly every UGC repost ends with a formal "Video by @[handle]" credit line — even Bradford-the-dog's music taste gets a full crew credit.

Runs the hashtag #InTheMoment across totally unrelated content — a dog's playlist, a synchronized dance video, someone's carry-on bag — like one ongoing ad campaign for spontaneity.

The official Instagram account's own tracked comments are "will not be calling you back" and "eating. literally." — savage one-liners from the platform that invented the read receipt.

Slips "text restyled with @meta.ai" into a totally normal caption, like a house ad wearing a regular-person voice.