β Roast another account
@k.mbappe
π«π·ππ½πͺπ½ is basically your font at this point.
The roast
You've used the flagβpraying handsβflexed bicep combo (π«π·ππ½πͺπ½) so many times across captions it's basically your signature now.
One caption is just the number '10.' Bold to assume the follower count alone supplies the context.
'Director Kylian π Watch the film on @nike' β you cast, directed, and starred in your own sneaker ad and summed it up in five words.
'58 buts. π' β a caption that's 90% stat-flex, 10% crown emoji.
Your follow list reads like the France national team group chat β jobebellingham, k_thuram, deanhuijsen, joao_neves87, brice_samba1, on repeat.
Verdict: they're π The Trendsetter.
Roast your own Instagram