Half the captions in the batch are one or two words: 'sunday,' 'all of my favorites,' 'fire horse year (so me).'

Four separate captions exist purely to hashtag a sponsor — #lorealparispartner, #armanifragrance #powerofyou, #adidassuperstar — the caption box doubling as an insertion order.

Bio is just '@drink818' — the whole personal brand condensed into a tequila handle.

Captioned a magazine cover with nothing but a photo credit: '@voguefrance cover by @renellmedrano' — credit given, commentary skipped.

Follow list reads like a fashion-week seating chart — Daniel Roseberry, Matthieu Blazy, Harley Weir — plus a rotating pop-star roster for the after-party.