Bio is a single crown emoji. Zero words, maximum confidence.

The following list is basically a golf broadcast lineup — Rory McIlroy, Scottie Scheffler, Bryson DeChambeau, Jon Rahm, Bubba Watson, plus PGA Tour, LPGA Tour, LIV Golf League, Golf Channel, and Golf Digest, all in one scroll.

Follows three separate golf-equipment brands (TaylorMade, Callaway, Nike Golf) — a following list that's basically a pro shop cart.

Also throws in a psychology-quotes account and a pet-supplement brand between the golf handles — the two rogue picks in an otherwise all-fairway roster.