The following list is basically a sponsorship invoice: Roborock gets followed twice (@roborock and @roborockes), plus BMW, Louis Vuitton, Porcelanosa, and Melitta Germany, before a single ex-player shows up.

Follows two separate African banking sponsors (@afrikabanque_ci, @afrikabanque_sn) — the partner rollout follows itself.

Also follows its own regional subsidiary accounts (@realmadridue, @realmadridworlddubai) — a brand quietly following its own spin-offs.

Bio opens with the trophy count ('15 times European Champions,' 'FIFA Best Club of the 20th Century') before it even confirms this is a football account.