Your bio is doing triple duty as a tour flyer, a perfume founder credit, and a song ad: '#LMYNLWorldTour / Founder: @isima / 'Dai Dai' ft. @burnaboygram out now!'

You follow four separate versions of yourself — shakira_perfumes, isima, shakhq, and shakiradolls — a whole self-promotional starting lineup.

Your follow list has half the Ballon d'Or conversation (leomessi, k.mbappe, vinijr, erling, harrykane) sitting right next to reggaeton royalty (karolg, anitta, ozuna) and your own hometown carnival account (carnavalbaq).

You credit yourself as founder of @isima in the bio, then follow @isima too — same brand, double real estate.